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January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

David Benatar: The Vile Beast Speaks for Himself

March 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought For the Day, How Dumb Can You Be?, Lunacy, Philosophy

Really long-time readers of the Lair may recollect that your old friend Keyser took a visceral

The Ben Bernanke Story

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Bernanke, Blame Game, Lunacy, Money

From the trailer: “In a world of fiscal insanity, and where creating trillions of dollars out of thin air can be done with a flick of a switch, for sale and where one man’s monetarist delusions threaten to turn a central bank into a blazing inferno, illness having the wrong person in charge could result […]

What a Minute, You Did What?…: Demise of Man Edition

March 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Love, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Manliness, Nostalgia, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sign of the Times, Sodomy, Some People Are Nuts, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd

You ever follow a link on the interwebz and start idly reading something without exactly knowing what it is, malady and then at some point in the midst of it, clinic you realize that it’s not at all what you’d been thinking it was about? Well, this happened to Keyser today. We’re talking a heavy […]

Room Service in the Psych Ward

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Lunacy, Photography

Wait, What?: Education Funding Edition

August 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Education, Loony Left, Lunacy

The Nude York Times had an op-ep piece today by some idiot writer on education for its magazine that bewails the fact that the the senate subcommittee on education cut 90% from Obama’s proposed budget for something called the Promise Neighbors initiative. What the fuck is that? you probably wondering. Good question! It seems that […]

What Makes Leftists Tick: The Ugly Truth

June 30, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Insanity, Keyser, Loony Left, Lunacy, Madness, Modern Technology, Mrs. S, Socialism

This morning, advice Keyser and Mrs. S. were talking about something or other and the topic of the latest hilarity from the Gulf clean-up came up, treat namely the latest example of the idiocy of government regulation. Seems they’ve got some ship that can suck up fouled water, remove 99% of the oil in it […]

Sometimes Being A Judge Must Just Be Fun: Appeal Denied Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Credulity, Crime and Punishment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Lunacy, Lying, Self-Improvement, The Law is A Idiot

For reasons too absurd to go into, drugstore it has recently come to Keyser’s attention that some lunatic whose real name is Sean Wesley Henry but who goes by the name Nanya Shaabu El got himself into trouble. He appealed his conviction to the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit. The appellate […]

Maybe Them Shoots Look Green On MSNBC: Keyser Just Ain’t Seein’ It Edition

September 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Lunacy, Madness

So, advice here’s a report on delinquency rates in mortgages from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency and the Office of Thrift Supervision (who knew there was such a thing?), there as reported on Calculated Risk: The mortgage data reported for the second quarter of 2009 continued to reflect negative trends influenced by […]

How to Win Friends and Influence Voters: Japanese Edition

September 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Insanity, Japan, Lunacy, Madness, Manliness, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Politics

Finally, discount a politician Keyser could vote for in good conscience! This claims to be real, though one might expect something like this to be put out by the Japanese version of The Onion. Maybe like all those videos with humorous dubbing of that scene from the movie Untergang where Hitler gets told that Steiner’s […]

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