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Modern Amazons

January 15, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, breasts, How Dumb Can You Be?, Loony Left, Meaning of Life

Have you ever noticed how one of the aspects of the feminist take-over of the modern world is the ubiquity in fiction of women who act like traditional he-men? Whether it’s Kill Bill by the repellent cretin Tarantino or that silly set of books about The Girl Who Kicked Over a Hornets Nest by some […]

Keyser Doesn’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

March 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Language, Lesbians, Loony Left, Madness

CAT Scan of the Average Obama Supporter

April 19, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Democrats, Loony Left, Politics, President Barry, PSA

WARNING! It has been brought to the attention of Lair Central Command that the following image can cause epileptic seizures in those of impressionable sensibilities. Proceed at YOUR OWN RISK! (This warning is null and void in Rhode Island, viagra Guam, and limited regions of Uzbekistan.)

The Visceral Appeal of Leftist Activism to Youth

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Loony Left, Photography, Sex

Hey, search even Keyser would be happy to “stick it to the man” with her! And come to think of it, perhaps the “viscera” are not exactly the part of the body Keyser has in mind. Also, what the hell is the matter with those leftards standing around paying no attention. Are they all gay […]

Wait, What?: Education Funding Edition

August 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Education, Loony Left, Lunacy

The Nude York Times had an op-ep piece today by some idiot writer on education for its magazine that bewails the fact that the the senate subcommittee on education cut 90% from Obama’s proposed budget for something called the Promise Neighbors initiative. What the fuck is that? you probably wondering. Good question! It seems that […]

Leftards are Idiots: Hammer Edition

July 23, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Loony Left, Socialism, Some People Never Learn

Keyser was certainly familiar with the progressive anthem “If I Had a Hammer” by Commie Pete Seeger. Never really thought anything about it, viagra but Keyser happened to read the following lyric from it just now: I’d hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters Now, cheap what in the fuck is that supposed […]

What Makes Leftists Tick: The Ugly Truth

June 30, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Insanity, Keyser, Loony Left, Lunacy, Madness, Modern Technology, Mrs. S, Socialism

This morning, advice Keyser and Mrs. S. were talking about something or other and the topic of the latest hilarity from the Gulf clean-up came up, treat namely the latest example of the idiocy of government regulation. Seems they’ve got some ship that can suck up fouled water, remove 99% of the oil in it […]

Modern Conundra: Transgendered Breasts Edition

June 7, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, breasts, Loony Left

Back in the day, help life was simpler. God distributed penises and vaginas at some stage in the inter-uterine process that was behind the curtain and hence impenetrable (as it were). You waited a few months and then put up with the result. Those who got penises were males, those who didn’t weren’t. Well, not […]

Allah Is God and Mohammed was His Goat Fucker: Tough Shit if You Don’t Like it Edition

May 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 9 Comments | Filed in Islam, Loony Left, Ugly Idea of the Day

Keyser’s sort of stood back on all this “Let’s dump Christ in a bucket of piss but God forbid we should offend the Musselmen in case they rape our women and sodomize our goats” hypocrisy. But Hungary eventually came to grief after World War One (and may Allah curse the wretched Treaty of Trianon!) because […]

“Respect” is Just Another Name for Leftard Foolishness

March 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in God, God is Dead, Lies, Loony Left, Religion

Driving in to the university Friday, here Keyser another silly bumper sticker about religion (and attentive readers can guess how that’s like to turn out ): That’s not entirely true. The image above is big enough to see, and is a variant of the one Keyser saw. He could only find a teeny version of […]

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