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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Bed Time!

December 2, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Foreplay, Let the Good Times Roll


October 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Desperation, Keyser is an Idiot, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Life and Death

Maybe tonight WordPress will let Keyser back into the site. One can only hope…

Life Will Find a Way

September 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Let the Good Times Roll, Life and Death, Nature, Places to Avoid

Or so says the fabled philosopher Jeff Goldblum. Case in point. I have to confess to going out every night to check if this is still alive. And Mr S. has been bringing water to water it. So, ampoule I guess I’m cheating a little. It’s waist high now. And part of me if just […]

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

Tortoises Are Bad-Assed Fuckers

June 29, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Architecture, Doggy-Style, Good Sex, Keyser man of Mystery, Let the Good Times Roll, Modern Architecture

This “motivator” reminds me of something that happened to your old friend Keyser many years ago. I was visiting the ancient city of Cassope in Epirus with a group. (And by the way, cure it’s a great place to see. The city’s population was dragged off by the emperor Augustus, treatment along with those of […]

Maybe Them Shoots Look Green On MSNBC: Keyser Just Ain’t Seein’ It Edition

September 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Lunacy, Madness

So, advice here’s a report on delinquency rates in mortgages from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency and the Office of Thrift Supervision (who knew there was such a thing?), there as reported on Calculated Risk: The mortgage data reported for the second quarter of 2009 continued to reflect negative trends influenced by […]

Keyser’s Delinquency Has an Excuse

July 15, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Keyser, Let the Good Times Roll

Hi, check all! Today marks another step in filling out the fifth decade of Keyser’s life. Long-suffering readers may recall that last year, see Keyser and Mrs. S. had a (kind of) close encounter with death, who seems to have had other things on his mind. Today, Keyser got a cool macro lens (though for […]

And You Thought Keyser Was Kidding!: US to Destroy US to Save It Edition

June 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Desperation, Detroit, Dystopia, environmental awareness, Extravagance, Let the Good Times Roll, Nature, President Barry, Ugly Idea of the Day

Keyser had a post a little while ago about how Detroit was proposing to tear down a historic monument as part of the big “stimulus” package, clinic and Keyser joked that “God knows there’s a lot of demolition that needs doing there, check ” if that was how Joe “He Dah Man” Biden was planning […]

The Economy on the Ground: Las Vegas Edition

May 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Economic Crisis, Let the Good Times Roll

A few days ago, pharmacy Keyser saw a television show in which someone claimed to be a millionaire, clinic and he said he was into real estate development. He mentioned in particular his involvement in Manhattan West. Turns out this was a big development in Las Vegas, but even though it’s 80% complete, its outlook […]

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