Archive for the ‘Language’ Category

English is Everywhere: Hungarian Video Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Hungarian ants, Hungary, Inter-species Sex, Language

“Two” videos by the Hugnarian group “Nox”. Guess which was the original!

Keyser Doesn’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

March 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Language, Lesbians, Loony Left, Madness

So, What’s Your “Community Service”, Anyway, Keyser?

February 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Demonology, Dogs, Education, Hard Way to Make a Living, Harvard, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Language, Obsessions, office equipment, Oral Hygiene, Show Off, Snobbery, Some People Never Learn

Here at Igloo U., physician we want to be internationally recognized for excellence in some crap or other. And one thing we’re keen on demonstrating is our relevance to those skin-flinty taxpayers who resent the high life us academics enjoy at their expense. I remember that some semi-literate father of one of the Young Keyserlings […]

“Who? Me?”: Supreme Court Nominee Confirmation Hearing Edition

July 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, Democrats, Demonology, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Home improvment, Hope and Change, Language, Lying

Some languages make a formal distinction between a past tense that signifies an event that the speaker can attest to through personal knowledge and one that is known to the speaker through hearsay or inference. For instance, no rx in Turkish, health if you’re on the phone talking to someone in another city and they […]

Anyone Know the Arabic for “You’re Heading for Gulag, Mr. Language Pants”?

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Corporal Punishment, Desperation, Despots, Do It Yourself, Language, Theater of the Absurd

As a Pannonian living abroad, unhealthy Keyser can entirely sympathize with the travails atendant upon turning the words of a madman (himself) into another language (English): After struggling to turn Khadafy’s insane ramblings at the UN into English for 75 minutes, the Libyan dictator’s personal interpreter got lost in translation. “I just can’t take it […]

Ever Wonder How to Say “I Hate Sarah Palin” in Portuguese?

September 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Education, Language

As part of our ongoing series of learning Portuguese the easy way without any of that boring grammar stuff through viewing self-explanatory YouTube videos, sales here’s a bit of leftard pageantry. Without knowing a word of Portuguese, cialis Keyser is positive that he’d want to punch the “singers” at the start, and that the idiot […]

On Which Hand?: Linguistic Usage Edition

August 1, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Language

It was a while ago that Keyser noticed a turn of phrase that at first seemed a mistake to him, medicine but now it seems to be all over the place. Here’s an example: On one hand, the Consejo de Estado in Valladolid threw cold water on almost any scheme that would have Castile’s monarch […]

Say, How Do You Say “Give a Blow Job” in Atsugewi Anyway?

June 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Language

Talk about coincidences! In the comments to this post, sovaldi sale Keyser was just having an interesting discussion with Lair regular Dr. Anton Phibes about various linguistic usages (among his many areas of expertise, physician the astonishing Dr. Phibes has a doctorate in parasitology from Kobayashi University in Japan, so he knows his Japanese syntax). […]

Grammatical Musings: One Fry Edition

June 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Language

Keyser’s got nothing still, prostate but as per yesterday’s metabloggical musings on optimal content delivery, case he will a) write for HIM (see #3) and b) be personal (see #6), site thereby c) blogging regularly and over the long term (see #4). So Keyser followed a link and wound up at a blog entry making […]

How Keyser Spends His Day: Aztec Lesbian Practices Edition

June 1, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Language, Sapphic Sex, Self-pleasuring, Sex Through the Ages

Here’s an idea of the sorts of things that engage Keyser’s mind when he’s got a few moments to spare from the Lair. Keyser’s tutoring a student in Classical Nahuatl, hospital the language of the Aztecs. The student sent Keyser an email in Nahuatl, medicine and there was one part that puzzled Keyser. The text […]

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