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Make Way for the Scalies, You Furries and Plushies!

November 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Fetishes, Inter-species Sex, Kinky Sex, People are Nuts, Performance Art

“Jesus, Why Couldn’t I Have Had a Normal Husband?”

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Bad Sex, BDSM, Kinky Sex, Sexy Lingerie

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

“Is That The Best You Can Do?”

September 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Kinky Sex, Personal Relationships, Uncategorized

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B&D Isn’t For Everyone

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Kinky Sex, Sad Realizations

Just ask her.

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

“Oh, I Don’t Care About His Damned Rabbit Fetish, I’m Not Gonna Do It.”

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Fetishes, Kinky Sex

“Oh, see cialis but please. You look so sexy in it!”

Walking Down Memory Lane: Debrecen Edition

March 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Good Sex, Gravity, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Personal Relationships

Attentive readers will recall that Keyser was an undergraduate at Medio-Oriental Hungary State (Debrecen), seek so it should come as no surprise to them at least that Keyser was pleased by this image that he just came across: «RIBBON RHYTHM: Russia’s Evgenia Kanaeva competed in the Rhythmic Gymnastics World Cup in Debrecen, Hungary, Sunday.» You […]

“So what if an eighty-two year old overweight lesbian likes to suck my boobs?”: Glamour Model Edition

June 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Idea of the Day, Kinky Sex, Natural Beauty, Personal Relationships

Keyser will spare you the details of how he wound up there, cialis sale but something Keyser saw made him google the name “Sophie Howard.” Well, viagra as always, the link to Wikipedia (the fount of all that is true and beautiful) did not fail to come through – and then some. Keyser’s never heard […]

“Okay, How Does It Feel Now?”: Your Tax Dollars at Work Edition

June 20, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Academia, Bad Sex, Kinky Sex, Lingerie, Medicine, Scientific Experiementation

Since the US Federal government is just now rolling up its sleeves to put all that $789.5 billion they borrowed from the Chinese to good use, viagra let’s take a look at the sorts of things the government sees fit to spend the Chinese’ money on: The federal government is spending $423, order 500 to […]

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