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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Non Habemus Keyserem

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Catholic Church, Keyser's Weird Fantasies

Like everyone else, see we were saddened by the news that God was incapable of maintaining His Holiness the Bishop of Rome Benedict XVI in the state of rectitude he felt necessary for the carrying out his duties. Seemingly, check human resources did allow him to keep it up, there either. But then His Holitude […]

You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothing But Diocletian’s Subjects

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Art Appreciation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Politics, The Law is A Idiot, World Culture, YouTube

Many moons ago, cheap Keyser was teaching a course here at Igloo U. about the social history of the ancient world and the topic of Diocletian’s edict on incest came up. The general discussion doesn’t matter, online but towards the end of the topic we considered Diocletian’s attitude towards those who marriage customs he was […]

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Keyser: Man of Graphic Design Mystery

February 13, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Books, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Keyser's Weird Fantasies

Since I just mentioned the fact that one of my books is going over to paperback (after being out in only hardback for 2 1/2 years), medical I thought I’d share a bit of fun. Well, doctor for the previous general history of daemonology, I had a bit of a problem with the images. Famous […]

Keyser’s Been “Stumbled Upon”

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Internet, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Metablogging

After the site was “defaced” for a first time last Spring, look I disabled the stats counters in case that’s where the hackers got their access. It happened again a couple of months ago, and in fixing things, I got the impression that the WordPress “theme” was at fault. The site was somewhat dormant over […]

A Little Bit of Color Is Always Welcome

May 2, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Good Idea of the Day, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Pleasures, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Mrs. S, Photography, Self-Improvement

The first Mrs. S. wore black all the time when Keyser first met her. I used to say a bit of color was a good thing, stuff but frankly you couldn’t really tell her anything. The present Mrs. S. wasn’t exactly an “all black” sort of girl, but Keyser was again obliged to suggest that […]

Keyser Sees the Light

April 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 15 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Catholic Church, God, God Lives, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles

As you all are no doubt aware, cialis sale the Lair was the victim of hacking back in early February, find and the only reason it’s back is a lot of hard work to restore its functioning. Actually, that’s not true. Anyone who has experienced the heartache that comes from having an integral element of […]

Everyone Needs to Take a Weekend Off in Wonderland Now and Again

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Nice Idea of the Day

The Visceral Appeal of Leftist Activism to Youth

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Loony Left, Photography, Sex

Hey, search even Keyser would be happy to “stick it to the man” with her! And come to think of it, perhaps the “viscera” are not exactly the part of the body Keyser has in mind. Also, what the hell is the matter with those leftards standing around paying no attention. Are they all gay […]

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