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Woohoo! Back in!

October 30, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, breasts, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sexy Lingerie

Well, sale it was a busy day today at the Ohmyfuckinggodsomepeopleareinsane U. for your old friend Keyser. Solid meetings from 2 pm until 8:45. You have no idea what self-restraint was necessary not to commit moronicide. But, hospital luckily, no incriminating evidence was left behind… And that, combined with Keyser no longer being locked out […]

Ooops

October 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Boredom, breasts, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

Keyser will spare you the details, generic but it would seem that the security stuff to keep people from defacing the Lair can be a bit fussy, so the address of the computer at home has been “locked out” for a few days. Needless to say, this makes posting a bit difficult. This post comes […]

Boy, What a Tiring Day!

October 22, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser's Personal Hell

You have no idea what Keyser’s been up to. And for that matter, buy neither does he. He hopes he doesn’t regret it all tomorrow!

Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

True story. Once, cialis sale many years ago, buy viagra Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving […]

Busy Day!

October 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell

Back after an evening meeting that didn’t get out till 8, recipe this after a regular day of teaching the regular three courses on daemonology and Hungarian history. Oh, ampoule and taking for an hour and a half to a doctoral student about comps and conjuring low-status devils. And still I’ve taken the time to […]

I promise

October 5, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell

Okay, sildenafil in order not to go AWOL for months on end (as recently), pills I’ll try to post something everyday, even if I’m really busy. Actually, national security interests preclude me from going into details, but I’m up for a really time-consuming gig, so this resolution may prove hard to adhere to. Still, I’ll […]

Are Some Sins So Bad You Can’t Forgive Yourself?

September 30, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, War and Deliverance

I hate going to sleep. The reason is that if I’m in the wrong mood, and I think of bad things I’ve done in the past. I have a large bag of these memories that sits in the back of my mind. The earliest one I can date is from 1968. Most of them are […]

Wait, When Did October Start Coming Before September?

September 9, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser's Personal Hell, Poetry, Seasons, Weather

This is the scene of horror to which Keyser awoke on September 8. WTF? Calls to mind the famous haiku composed by Keyser about life here in Hoth, medicine City of Ice: Here in Iglooville Summer is beautiful but Winter never ends.

At It Again

February 10, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Manners, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Theater of the Absurd

Yes, cialis I know, ed I’ve been a bad “blogger” (and, advice let’s face it, don’t even really qualify for the term). For a while, the potential site stealers laid off the Lair, but now they’re at it again. Can’t they find honest work? Anyway, let’s hope we don’t have too much repair to do […]

Someone’s Desperate

January 6, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

I dunno what’s up, sickness but whereas the regular failed attempts to log-in to the site for malicious purposes number maybe a few a day, there seems to have been an on-going stream for the past 24 hours or so. I got home from the Igloo U this afternoon to find something like 65 attempts […]

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