A Demon Has Taken Possession of Word Press

Your old friend Keyser is back from his demonology conference. All went well, but somebody seems to have screwed around with Word Press in his absence. Won’t bore you with the details, but it’s acting… strange.  

The First Full Day of Spring, Or So They Claim

In some places, Spring looks like this. Here in beautiful downtown Iglooville, on the other hand, it looks like this. #shootmenow

Where’s My God Damned Spring?

Over the past few days we got something like eight to ten inches of snow here in beautiful downtown Iglooville. It had looked as if we might be on the verge of spring, but… nooooo.

Iglooville Ernie Speaks

This being Groundhog Day, the local avatar of the patron rodent of that day, Iglooville Ernie, came out of his igloo, looked around briefly, said, “May for sure. April if you’re really lucky” and hurriedly returned to the cozy protection of his lair. Shit.

Back in the Day

I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of dropping [...]

Life in the Frozen North

It’s supposed to be -18C tomorrow…

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

Okay, back in the day, Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at the Lair [...]

Boldog Új Esztend?t Kíván Keyser Minden Kedves Olvasómnak!

…megköszönve az egész évi megtisztel? figyelmüket és támogatásukat! 2013-ban folytatjuk! To tell you the truth, I’ve had a nasty tooth ache for something like two weeks and have a headache now. But Happy New Year to anybody reading this.

Neglected Audience

You know, since I’ve gotten tired of posting about pretty much anything, I sort of forget that people apparently continue to show up at the Lair, presumably to check out the babes. So I’ll try to be better about posting some of those images that clutter up Söze Central (as some might call my old [...]

Vides Ut Alta Stet Nive Candidum Soracte?

Meanwhile, Winter Arrived with a Vengeance Here In Iglooville