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Been a Long Time

April 27, 2016 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

Yet again. Life’s been cluttered with lots of shit that’s made it difficult to keep up with this thing. Somehow I can’t pull the plug on the Lair, mind so I keep putting up the forints in the spring to pay for another year of the URL and the server service. But, view really, here […]

Wait, What?

April 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Pussy Power, Scary Idea of the Day, Secrecy, Theology

You Would Not Believe the Day Keyser’s Had

March 31, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought For the Day, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Mrs. S

First, hospital a completely unnecessary problem was caused by somebody who didn’t take the barest precautions to find out in advance if what she had in mind was not really stupid. So you’ll never guess who had to sort it out. And then Keyser and Mrs. S. were about to go off for a ceremony […]

What If You Can’t Stop?

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser's Personal Hell, Personal Relationships, Pussy Power

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Been Busy Like You Would Not Believe!

January 24, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell

Your old buddy Keyser is up to his usual excuses. Reasons involving National Security preclude going into any details, here but the livelihoods of more than 4000 people depend on yours truly, drugstore and for those of us with a strong sense of obligation, pills this sort of thing is very hard on the mind. […]


December 12, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell, Travel

Your old friend Keyser is back from his secret journey, ask and not to worry, pharm the world won’t self-destruct after all. Actually, we got back Wednesday night, but a pile of domestic disaster awaited Keyser after sorting out the international chaos. Finally, all is well, and perhaps we can get back to some Lair-erizing.

Busy Day!

December 2, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell

Being responsible for negotiating on behalf of several thousand people can really wear down a person, clinic particularly if that person is yours truly!

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

Winter Arrived Today in Iglooville

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser's Personal Hell, Seasons
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