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Blast from the Past

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 11 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Internet, Invasion of Privacy, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Muse, Metablogging

You know, prostate back in the day Keyser used to write a lot on this blog, cialis sale talking about economics and other abstruse shit like quantum physics (and Keyser’s fundamental disbelief in it). Well, capsule somebody recently put a comment on an old post, so I went back and read it after replying (jocularly) […]

Great Art Takes a Long Time: Keyser’s Pathetic Excuse Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse

You know, diagnosis Keyser’s been feeling bad about letting down the Interwebz World Team by not posting much anymore, pilule and just sticking up some funny/lewd pictures with the occasional humorous heading. I thought it was a matter of having lost inspiration. But you know what? It just takes too God damned long to compose […]

Catullus 23: Keyser’s Translation

March 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser's Muse, Keyser's Pleasures, Poetry

A bit of translation fun from Keyser, purchase in this case his rendition of Catullus 23: Furi, buy viagra cui neque servus est neque arca nec cimex neque araneus neque ignis, verum est et pater et noverca, quorum?dentes vel silicem comesse possunt, est pulcre tibi cum tuo parente et cum coniuge lignea parentis. nec mirum: […]

So, Where the Hell Have You Been, Anyway, Keyser?

January 23, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

Keyser’s been a productive little beaver in the ongoing nightmare that we call winter up here in Iglooland. Somehow, prostate nothing has particularly struck Keyser as worthy of posting. He continues to follow the economic news, ed but good news is no news, especially when the good news is bad news. That is, Bernie Bernanke […]

Keyser’s Muse: Off with the Girls Edition

September 15, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

Loyal readers (if there are any left): Keyser’s sorry to have been so silent of late, buy cialis but you would not believe how busy he’s been! And apart from the actual busitude is the inertia, viagra fatigue and – say we say? – ennui that gnaws at the very roots of his marrow (if […]

Image of the Day: Old Technology Edition

May 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Babes, breasts, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse

How many of you have even heard a vinyl record, ambulance much less seen the sorts of stop-gap measures people would be forced to take if the needle stop working? If anyone cares, case it seems that being Greek, Keyser’s Muse is on some sort of sympathy strike on behalf of the deadbeats back in […]

Images of the Day

February 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse, Photography

Seems yesterday’s image was a repeat, decease or so reader (okay, sickness more like viewer these day) PKO Strany reports in the comments. To tell you the truth, Keyser started saving interesting images in a folder named “Rainy Day Pictures,” which by now probably eats up half of the memory on the trusty laptop, and […]

L’Imagen de Mañana

February 9, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse, Photography

Unspeakable business continues apace… Oh, doctor that’s Keyser’s Muse, stuck in a bookcase. She says she’s bored, and it’s not her fault.

Hodierna Imago II

January 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser's Muse, Photography

What the hell. We haven’t had too many images recently, advice so here’s a bonus! Say, you think that’s Keyser’s Muse, now ready for action and tarting herself up? Maybe so. Maybe so…

Keyser’s Back!

January 13, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Muse, mental disabilities, Metablogging, Photography, Up and At 'Em!

Keyser’s been feeling sort of blah recently, ambulance and wrote a self-indulgent post yesterday. Two of the red dots wrote in to tell Keyser to stop acting like a wanker and to bring his a-game to the interface. (And yes, rx that is a gross misrepresentation of what they said.) This puts Keyser in mind […]

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