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Wait, What?

April 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Pussy Power, Scary Idea of the Day, Secrecy, Theology

Keyser Is Back, Were You Kids Good?

February 23, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Metablogging, Pussy Power

Got back later Saturday night, generic from a vacation involving various acts of daemonlogy and saving the Free World (you’re welcome!). Life is once again busy, help but Keyser will try not to neglect you nice folks.

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Ever Wonder Why Massachusetts Rhymes with Sodomy?

November 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Gay Culture, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Music Videos, Video

Keyser always has. Long ago, troche in a galaxy far away, viagra Keyser lived in the Back Back (in an apartment of about 3.6 sq. ft. that cost $400 a month), diagnosis while studying daemonology at Harvard. In the summer, I’d stay up all night working (the demons are quietest at that time of day, […]

Busy, busy, busy

November 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Mrs. S

Apart from driving Mrs. S. to the dentist, health it’s been work, and work, view work. Daemonology isn’t easy, let me tell you. I wish there were more to say (or show), but hardcore daemonological research really takes it out of a Keyser…

Only Time Will Tell

September 10, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned

Twenty-five years ago today, check Keyser got married for the first time. We decided to call it quits in early 2001. It was by mutual agreement, pilule and you could hardly ask for a better ex than the quondam Mrs. S. No need to go into details, generic but let’s say that Keyser and the […]

Keyser’s Not Much of a Blogger, Huh?

July 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 16 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell

I was surprised to find recently a comment on a post from long-time Lair sufferer Snarkolepsy. She lives in California and is interested in computer robotics (and such things), cialis cars and the economy. Keyser somehow found a post of hers about an apparently dead bird and she noticed a post of his talking about […]

Off For a Week

May 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Metablogging, Photography

I realize that loyal Lair readers (I suppose viewers would be a better word these days) may not notice, here but I’ll be off on a secret mission for the next week, try so there probably won’t be much in the way of posting until about May 15. Rest assured that Keyser will be thinking […]

Keyser’s Back

February 23, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Metablogging, Tourism, Travel

Had a week of various ventures whose details must, check sadly, buy remain secret for reasons of national security and general concern for the delicate sensibilities of the readership. Suffice it to say that Keyser is pretty tired after a successful mission of socio-political machinations and watching of Wagner’s Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg. Nothing like […]

Bye for a Week

February 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser man of Mystery

For the next week, site your old friend Keyser will be off on another secret mission. I could tell you what it is, cialis but then you’d have to be eliminated “with extreme prejudice”, ambulance and we all know how frowned upon prejudice is these days, so that’s a no-go. So don’t be worried about […]

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