Keyser Söze's Lair

You know, they tell you all sorts of shit when you’re growing up about how you’re supposed to treat women and what they want. And you lead your life on the basis of that information. Then one day, you realize that none of it’s true. And the joke is on you, because by this point [...]

Posted February 14, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Depression, Desperation, How Dumb Can You Be?, Joke of the Day, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Personal Relationships, Sad Realizations, Self-Improvement, Sex

Many moons ago, Keyser was teaching a course here at Igloo U. about the social history of the ancient world and the topic of Diocletian’s edict on incest came up. The general discussion doesn’t matter, but towards the end of the topic we considered Diocletian’s attitude towards those who marriage customs he was disparaging. Basically, [...]

Posted February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Ancient Rome, Art Appreciation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Politics, The Law is A Idiot, World Culture, YouTube

You know, back in the day Keyser used to write a lot on this blog, talking about economics and other abstruse shit like quantum physics (and Keyser’s fundamental disbelief in it). Well, somebody recently put a comment on an old post, so I went back and read it after replying (jocularly) to the comment. Now, [...]

Posted January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Blast from the Past, Internet, Invasion of Privacy, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Muse, Metablogging

I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of dropping [...]

Posted January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze under Aliens, Bad Idea, Blast from the Past, Demonology, Horrible, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell

You know, since I’ve gotten tired of posting about pretty much anything, I sort of forget that people apparently continue to show up at the Lair, presumably to check out the babes. So I’ll try to be better about posting some of those images that clutter up Söze Central (as some might call my old [...]

Posted December 18, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell, Metablogging

Leaves in the water / Circles expanding circles / Life expanding life

Posted December 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Keyser is an Idiot, Philosophy, Photography, Poetry

You know, Keyser’s been feeling bad about letting down the Interwebz World Team by not posting much anymore, and just sticking up some funny/lewd pictures with the occasional humorous heading. I thought it was a matter of having lost inspiration. But you know what? It just takes too God damned long to compose even a [...]

Posted July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Muse

Apparently, they conducted some sort of experiment that made the reality of bosons and quarks and other such stuff I’ve never indisputable. As long-time readers of this blog may recall, Keyser is rather dubious of these Higgs bosons dancing on the heads of unseen pins. Maybe they exist, maybe they don’t, but fundamentally until somebody [...]

Posted July 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze under God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Some People Are Nuts, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Torture, What'll They Think of Next?

Sometimes I post a lot, sometimes the Lair sits in abeyance for a while if “stuff” comes up. Sometimes, the post that gets left at the top is some sort of babe, sometimes it’s a more serious post. I occasionally wonder what effect this has if people wash ashore on the Lair expecting something other [...]

Posted April 15, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Metablogging

And when I say “few disappointed readers”, I don’t mean that few are disappointed, just that few probably read the Lair anymore. And for that matter, there isn’t much to read these days, is there? More like “view the pretty pictures”. Oh, well. Sometimes, the a flow and rhythm to life, and sometimes it flows [...]

Posted January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze under Do It Yourself, Everyone's a Critic, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Metablogging