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Well, That Seemed to Go Okay…

April 21, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Manners, Keyser is an Idiot

Somebody keeps trying to break into the Lair. Maybe they’ve got an endless supply of monkeys banging away at keyboards hoping that Keyser used some PW along the lines of “qwertyuiop[]\”. No such luck. Anyway, I decided to delete two of the user accounts to try and deal with the problem. I think I may […]

Wait, What?

April 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Pussy Power, Scary Idea of the Day, Secrecy, Theology

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

And Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Books, Bring Out Your Dead, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Philosophy, Regrets, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, troche in his decrepit dotage, recipe Keyser has come to realize the many mistakes he made with various instantiations of the putatively fairer sex. Bad the sad truth is that even if it were possible to get a hold of one of those Hermione Granger “do over” buttons, it would do no good. […]

Maybe

October 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Desperation, Keyser is an Idiot, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies, Life and Death

Maybe tonight WordPress will let Keyser back into the site. One can only hope…

Ooops

October 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Boredom, breasts, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

Keyser will spare you the details, generic but it would seem that the security stuff to keep people from defacing the Lair can be a bit fussy, so the address of the computer at home has been “locked out” for a few days. Needless to say, this makes posting a bit difficult. This post comes […]

Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

True story. Once, cialis sale many years ago, buy viagra Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving […]

Another Busy Day

October 16, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

But I didn’t forget you Lair readers. Both of you!

Are Some Sins So Bad You Can’t Forgive Yourself?

September 30, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, War and Deliverance

I hate going to sleep. The reason is that if I’m in the wrong mood, and I think of bad things I’ve done in the past. I have a large bag of these memories that sits in the back of my mind. The earliest one I can date is from 1968. Most of them are […]

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