Archive for the ‘Joke of the Day’ Category

Typographic Joke of the Day

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Joke of the Day, Typography

Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over slowly, search frowns with disgust and says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

More Valentine’s Day Thoughts

February 14, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Depression, Desperation, How Dumb Can You Be?, Joke of the Day, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Personal Relationships, Sad Realizations, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, seek they tell you all sorts of shit when you’re growing up about how you’re supposed to treat women and what they want. And you lead your life on the basis of that information. Then one day, you realize that none of it’s true. And the joke is on you, because by this […]

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Noah to the Mrs.: “I Keep Thinking I’m Forgetting Something”

March 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Joke of the Day, Judaism, Maritime Safety, Miracles, Photography, Places to Avoid

Waking on the Water: Modern Update Edition

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Atheism, Babes, God Lives, Hard Way to Make a Living, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Jews, Joke of the Day, Judaism, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Triumph of the Human Spirit

Bonus joke. One day, medicine Jesus and Moses are out taking a stroll on the beach at Coney Island. Moses starts walking on the water, malady and Jesus is really jealous of the attention he gets from the crowd. So he too tries it out, but things don’t go so well. He’s splashing around and […]

Is Nothing Sacred?: Just a week after the one-year anniversary of the death of Ecuadorean immigrant Marcelo Lucero in Patchogue Edition

November 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Humor, Joke of the Day, Journalism, Just Making a Buck

Seems all hell is breaking loose in Melville (wherever that is): About 20 people picketed Newsday’s office in Melville Wednesday, prescription expressing anger over a syndicated cartoon in Sunday’s paper that joked about a hate crime. Carrying signs that read “Boycott Newsday,” the protesters demanded that editor John Mancini be fired. The demonstrators said they […]

Out of the Mouths of Babes

May 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Hobbies, Home improvment, Humor, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Joke of the Day

Or something like that.

Lost Sheep: German Edition

February 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in German Humor, Joke of the Day

Since it seems to be humor day here on the Lair, case Keyser thought he’d share a bit of Teutonic levity with his readers. For the Germanless, here are the tranlsations: “No, we didn’t notice. We do try to count whether everyone’s at home, but usually we fall asleep first.” “That’s just how it is.” […]

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