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Take It All Off, Baby!

February 8, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, It's All a Matter of Taste

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Tight Fit

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Fetishes, It's All a Matter of Taste

Cold Dessert for a Warm Day

May 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Don't Look Down, Haute Cuisine, It's All a Matter of Taste

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Doing It Buggy Style

November 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Good Sex, Insects, It's All a Matter of Taste, Photography

Barack Hussein Obama: Man of the People

June 1, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, It's All a Matter of Taste, Obama, Patriotism, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Pin heads, Places to Avoid, Politics

As presented by the Editor-in-Chief of Vogue magazine. Don’t be late, search Dahlings!

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Boobs for Boobs: Imam Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in breasts, Iran, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Multiculturalism, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Nice Idea of the Day

As readers may be aware, buy some imam in Iran recently blamed earthquakes on “immodestly dressed babes.” Talk about rejecting the bounty of Allah! Well, click this was too foolish for Keyser even to note on the Lair, discount but it would appear that there’s a repost in the form of a Facebook group known […]

Saudi Arabia Color Blind: St. Valentine’s Day Edition

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Crime and Punishment, debauchery, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Fetishes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Lingerie, Saudi Arabia

We’re back to the old theme that the Islamo-twits in Saudi Arabia loathe that traditional form of Christian worship known as St. Valentine’s Day, healing which is apparently a big hit with the natives: The Saudi religious police launched Thursday a nationwide crackdown on stores selling items that are red or in any other way […]

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