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Hey, They Got Feet!: Afghan Edition

October 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Taste, Islam, Tourism, World Culture

Afghan women in white burqas visit the Hazrat-i Ali shrine in Mazar-i-Sharif, decease the centre of Afghan New Year’s or Nauruz celebrations, on March 20, 2010. The pre-Islamic festival is celebrated annually as people from across the war-torn country gather in ancient Balkh province’s capital in northern Afghanistan which holds a shrine attributed to the […]

Allahu Akbar: Paris Edition

September 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Islam, Tourism, World Culture, YouTube

This is sort of creepy. The French seem to have bought themselves a heap of unnecessary trouble, ampoule with no way out. Except perhaps acceptance of Mohammed as Allah’s messenger. We’ll see how that works out with egality, fraternity and the rest of it.

Allah Is God and Mohammed was His Goat Fucker: Tough Shit if You Don’t Like it Edition

May 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 9 Comments | Filed in Islam, Loony Left, Ugly Idea of the Day

Keyser’s sort of stood back on all this “Let’s dump Christ in a bucket of piss but God forbid we should offend the Musselmen in case they rape our women and sodomize our goats” hypocrisy. But Hungary eventually came to grief after World War One (and may Allah curse the wretched Treaty of Trianon!) because […]

Image of the Day: Musselman Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Islam

In honor of the last post on the Islamic science of earthquake prediction, pilule here’s a Mohammedan-flavored image of the day: Sheherazade! Here’s a stray image that Keyser came across and that struck his fancy. How could the sultan kill her?

Boobs for Boobs: Imam Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in breasts, Iran, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Multiculturalism, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Nice Idea of the Day

As readers may be aware, buy some imam in Iran recently blamed earthquakes on “immodestly dressed babes.” Talk about rejecting the bounty of Allah! Well, click this was too foolish for Keyser even to note on the Lair, discount but it would appear that there’s a repost in the form of a Facebook group known […]

US Mission in Afghanistan: Homosexual Boy Sale Edition

April 19, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Islam, Multiculturalism, Sodomy, Tourism, Travel, Ugly Thought of the Day, World Culture

The “publish” button had barely been pressed on the latest Lair posting about Keyser’s incomprehension of the reason why the US is in Afghanistan, mind when all of a sudden Keyser discovers that PBS has clarified all of his doubts. Here’s the blurb about the April 20 episode of Frontline: In Afghanistan today, ailment in […]

Saudi Arabia Color Blind: St. Valentine’s Day Edition

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Crime and Punishment, debauchery, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Fetishes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Lingerie, Saudi Arabia

We’re back to the old theme that the Islamo-twits in Saudi Arabia loathe that traditional form of Christian worship known as St. Valentine’s Day, healing which is apparently a big hit with the natives: The Saudi religious police launched Thursday a nationwide crackdown on stores selling items that are red or in any other way […]

One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong: Arabian Edition

November 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Multiculturalism

Or maybe sixteen don’t. “An Emirati man watched cheerleaders perform on the beach at Jumeira on the first day of the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup in Dubai on Monday.”

The Leftard Answer in Afghanistan

October 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Education, How Dumb Can You Be?, International Culture, Islam, Multiculturalism, World Culture

Readers will recall that Keyser is deeply skeptical of pretty much any Western involvement in Afghanistan, here military or otherwise. The quasi-“neocon” game plan seems to be that if we bomb them into submission, site they’ll naturally turn into the red-white-and-blue democrats that all men naturally are (as their Creator endowed them, try or however […]

The Creeping Rot of Modern Liberalism: Islamic Justice Edition

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Islam

Here at Lair central we take a keen interest in what passes for justice in the Islamic world. Well, there it seems that Clarence Darrow and his ilk are undermining traditional values there too: A Sudanese woman who wore pants in public was fined the equivalent of $200 but spared a whipping on Monday when […]

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