Archive for the ‘Investment Advice’ Category

Blast from the Past: Lending to Losers Edition

July 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Blast from the Past, Citigroup, Economic Crisis, How Dumb Can You Be?, Investment Advice, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

You know, viagra Keyser has a strong sense of when the impending financial debacle in the US that was caused (in part at any rate) by giving away mind-boggling sums of money in mortgages to people without sufficient means to repay the money. Keyser and Mrs. S. were going for a walk along a street […]

You Can Say That Again, Brother: Investment Advice (Or Lack Thereof)

June 17, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bernanke, Citigroup, Geithner, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good, Investment Advice, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

Keyser has stopped writing about economics because it’s all too depressing. But here Ben Stein, cialis sale who was one of the rah-rah crowd pre-2008 meltdown but seems to have drawn the right conclusions, ampoule pretty much says it all. There is no science without measurement, viagra sale said Lord Kelvin. Likewise, there is no […]

Another Green Shoots Graph Not Looking So Green

October 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad News, Bernanke, Economics, Financial Meltdown, Geithner, Investment Advice

Keyser’s swamped with Super Tuesday shopping, salve headaches and various other blogging-obstructive maladies, view so look at this and consider what future earnings the stock market is “pricing in” to the 50% increase in prices since the lows of last winter (as always, recipe click for a bigger picture): Whoa! That’s something like a 25% […]

Immagine del Giorno

September 28, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Investment Advice, Keyser, Keyser's Lazy, Metablogging, Photography

Sorry, viagra team. Keyser’s been rather busy the past few days, troche and is also feeling sort of under the weather. And just when he read a totally fatuous quotation from schlockmeister John Maynard Keynes. Maybe tomorrow… Also, Keyser read a complaint by an economist this morning in the Globe and Mail that people are […]

Are the Rats Bailing Ship?: Insider Trading Edition

June 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Investment Advice

Keyser has come to the conclusion that the stock market is rigged by the vermin who run those who run it for their own benefit. Keyser evaluates the following from Bloomberg in that light, stuff but make of it what you will: Executives at U.S. companies are taking advantage of the biggest stock-market rally in […]

“So If Things Are As Bad As You Say, Why’s the Market Going Up?”

June 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Economic Crisis, Economics, Investment Advice

Funny you should ask. The same thought has occurred to Keyser. If the US seems bent on financial suicide, store borrowing huge sums of money to nationalize the vast losses of the banking sector and to reward the unreasonable demands of the UAW and at the same time converting the vast debt into money through […]

Beware the Derisive Chinaman: Geithner Edition

June 3, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad Taste, Bad Thought For the Day, China, Desperation, Economics, Financial Meltdown, Fuck You, Geithner, Hope and Change, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Investment Advice

The completely irresponsible US fiscal policy in all its glory naturally depends on somebody being willing to buy the mountains of treasury bonds necessary to pay for AIG bailout, pilule the new and improved GM and Chrysler, the stimulus package, socialist medicine, and all that other crap the US can’t afford. And who’s got the […]

Fuck the Risk, Let’s Go for Broke!

May 20, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Investment Advice, Lunacy

You know, viagra in reading up on the mortgage-based security fiasco, one of the things that puzzled Keyser had to do with the rational for dividing the things into “tranches” of varying risk. Basically, they’d take a large pool of securities and issue a number of “collateralized debt obligations” against the returns on that pool. […]

Squandering Your Money: Sports Edition

May 19, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Extravagance, Investment Advice

Keyser just came across a list of the “top 25” athletes who wound up bankrupt. It’s pretty depressing read – lots of stupidity and irresponsibility. You’d think it would be hard to lose tens of millions of dollars, buy viagra but as we’ve learned since last fall, sickness it’s actually not that hard to lose […]

The Wall St. Journal: Don’t Leave Home Without It

February 15, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Investment Advice, Photography

This is the sort of banker that Keyser would like to swap defaults with.

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