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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

“Can Somebody Help Me Out with This?”

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Invasion of Privacy, Performance Art, Personal Relationships

Button Up!

October 24, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, breasts, High Fashion, Invasion of Privacy

Or maybe not.

“Does This Make Me Look Fat?”

September 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad News, Beauty Contest, Invasion of Privacy, Self-Improvement, Sexy Lingerie

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Blast from the Past

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 11 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Internet, Invasion of Privacy, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Muse, Metablogging

You know, prostate back in the day Keyser used to write a lot on this blog, cialis sale talking about economics and other abstruse shit like quantum physics (and Keyser’s fundamental disbelief in it). Well, capsule somebody recently put a comment on an old post, so I went back and read it after replying (jocularly) […]

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Possibilities: Endless

November 17, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Invasion of Privacy, Personal Relationships

Ireland Returns to the Middle Ages

July 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, Fuck You, Invasion of Privacy, Loony Left, Sign of the Times, Stupid Idea of the Day

Seems it’s “freedom of speech” week here at the Lair, stuff what with John Cougar Mellonkrap’s complete misunderstanding of the term coming in for abuse yesterday, sale and now it’s the parliament of Ireland’s turn. Keyser was under the impression that Ireland was emerging from its benighted subordination to the One Holy Roman Catholic and […]

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