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Make Way for the Scalies, You Furries and Plushies!

November 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Fetishes, Inter-species Sex, Kinky Sex, People are Nuts, Performance Art

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

English is Everywhere: Hungarian Video Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Hungarian ants, Hungary, Inter-species Sex, Language

“Two” videos by the Hugnarian group “Nox”. Guess which was the original!

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Making ‘Em See Red

May 19, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Sex, Inter-species Sex, People are Nuts, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Photography

PSA of the Day: A Roll in the Hay May Cause More Problems Than One Might Imagine

November 7, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, debauchery, Doggy-Style, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Fun and Games, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Penises, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Pinching Pennies

Seems a bunch of doctors in Brazil have a lot of spare time on their hands. And so do a lot of their patients: The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, try who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and […]

Making the World a Better Place One Boink at a Time: Website of the Day Edition

October 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Inter-species Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Website of the Day

So, pilule Keyser clicks on his “check out Keyser’s stats” link over to the right to, medical inter alia, get a cute little map of the world that shows where everybody who visits the Lair comes from (along with a bunch of other basically useless information). Truth be told, Keyser’s sort of dubious about its […]

Hmm, Tastes Like Chicken: Human Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Inter-species Sex, Personal Relationships, Photography

Dating Tips From Keyser: Serial Killer Edition

October 1, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Inter-species Sex, Personal Relationships

Keyser’s aware that a number of Lair readers are impressionable (not to say hipster) youths, try and so he occasionally shares his knowledge of the fairer sex. And everybody’s in favor of fair sex, diagnosis right? Previously, we’ve noted that babes get turned on watching the copulatory gyrations of monkeys (Bonobos, to be exact). Well, […]

Speciesism Rears Its Ugly Head Again: No Justice for Cows Edition

September 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Sex, Bestiality, Blowjobs, Inter-species Sex

As Forrest Gump once said, store the Lair is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you might get. Today seems to be sort of a sex day here at the Lair, purely by happenstance. After the latest birth control methods, celebrity incest and jerk-off trucking, we get this bit of Solomonic jurisprudence: […]

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