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Comfort Isn’t Everything

November 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Immoderation, Obsessions, Pussy Power

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

The National Sport of Canada

January 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Immoderation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Mrs. S, Multiculturalism

Many years ago, click for God know what reason, Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S. were watching ABC’s “Wide World of Sports”. I called to the wife, saying, “Hey, look, what’s that they’re doing?” Being a New Brunswicker, she said, “They’re playing curling, of course.” Me: “What?” Her: “Curling. It’s a sport.” Me: “?” Her: Some […]

Whew, That Was a Close Shave: Driver’s Ed Edition

March 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Idea of the Day, Cars, debauchery, Don't Look Down, How Dumb Can You Be?, Immoderation, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships

Ever see someone do something stupid on the road while engrossed in a phone conversation and you say, sick “Hey, levitra idiot, put down the phone and pay attention”? Well, here’s a new take on that theme: As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add […]

Retroactive Date Rape: Space Alien Edition

June 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Academia, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Immoderation, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Many years ago, advice before Mrs. S. became Mrs. S., Keyser and she were walking along, and the topic of a recent episode of the X-Files came up (which shows how old this anecdote is). In the show, some aliens from outer space had assumed the shape of these women’s husbands, and in the guise […]

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Really Big Cow!

April 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Enlightenment, Everyone's Human, Fatties, Hitler, Hobbies, Immoderation, Nature's Goodness, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Rehabilitation, Sex Through the Ages, UK

Adolf Hitler was a “chubby chaser.” At any rate, sildenafil it turns out he liked his cows big, discount which is a bit odd for a man who was a vegetarian. Hitler wanted them to be Aryan cows – ancient beasts resurrected from a time before Europe was populated by “racially degenerate” wildlife. Hermann Goering […]

Binging Pumpkin

October 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Immoderation, Photography

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