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Accept No Imitations!

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Sex

Typographic Sex

December 14, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Sex

Typographic Joke of the Day

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Joke of the Day, Typography

Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender looks him over slowly, search frowns with disgust and says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

Children Say the Darnedest Things

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor

“Freedom honors and unleashes human creativity — and creativity determines the strength and wealth of nations. Liberty is both the plan of Heaven for humanity, purchase and the best hope for progress here on Earth.” — from the wit and wisdom of George W. Bush

Bad Joke of the Day

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Humor

Why didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer eat clows? Because he thought they tasted funny!

Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

True story. Once, cialis sale many years ago, buy viagra Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving […]

Tantalus 2.0

September 9, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Enlightenment, Humor

Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

Immortal Celebrity: Papal Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Catholic Church, Celebrity Bowling, Humor, Immortality, Insanity, Papal Supremacy, People are Nuts, Regrets, Rehabilitation, Self-Improvement, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes

Used to be, sovaldi back in the day when people actually believed in stuff like Catholicism and it was just a symbol of ethnic identity like shamrocks and lederhosen, that to become a saint you had to do something really cool. Like when St. Lawrence turned back bacon into Canadian bacon or when St. Rocco […]

English is Everywhere: Hungarian Video Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Hungarian ants, Hungary, Inter-species Sex, Language

“Two” videos by the Hugnarian group “Nox”. Guess which was the original!

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