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If You’re Ironing, Shouldn’t There Be a Garment on the Board?

April 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?

What Really Matters

March 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Bad Idea of the Day, Crowd Control, How Dumb Can You Be?, Technology

Modern technology allows us to concentrate on the things that matter and to tune out distractions. Like, cheap say, here art.

Accept No Imitations!

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Sex

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Thus Spake the Gods: Whatever You Do, Don’t Turn Right!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Finding God, How Dumb Can You Be?, PSA, Theology

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

Portrait by an Artist Who Forgot his Glasses

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?

This Tag May Not be Removed under Penalty of Law Except by the Consumer

November 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Sex, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sexy Lingerie

Children Say the Darnedest Things

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor

“Freedom honors and unleashes human creativity — and creativity determines the strength and wealth of nations. Liberty is both the plan of Heaven for humanity, purchase and the best hope for progress here on Earth.” — from the wit and wisdom of George W. Bush

Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

True story. Once, cialis sale many years ago, buy viagra Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving […]

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