Archive for the ‘Holiness’ Category

Trinity!

March 17, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Holidays, Holiness, Photography, Theology

In da name ob da fadder un da son un da holy spirit, cialis amen!

Crosses Are For Saintly Girls

January 24, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, breasts, Holiness

It’s a guaranteed give away of holy way of life.

And a Happy Easter to You, Sister Dominatrix!

March 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Catholic Church, Holidays, Holiness

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Easter Fashions

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Holidays, Holiness, Miracles, Whores

For the whore who has to work on Easter…

Saints Preserve Us!

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Catholic Church, Holiness

Maybe there’s something to be said for sanctity after all…

Nativity the Social Media Way

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Christmas, Holidays, Holiness, Miracles, Mistranslations, Seasons, Theology, Video, YouTube

But, physician dude, the singular of “magi” is “magus”!

Religious Sentiments in a Secular Age: Tramp Stamp Edition

June 21, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Taste, Holiness, Photography, Religion, Weird Taste, Whores

Who says the Paul of Tarsus and the inner slut don’t mix? Just think. As someone’s doing her doggy-style, he can ponder the notion that “Love is patient.” No need for viagra when you can get long-lasting performance via the Word of God!

Rasputin’s Penis in a Jar

August 24, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Big Dick, Holiness, Rasputin

Yes, medical Keyser knows exactly what you, his loyal readers, were thinking when you first saw the heading for the post: “Oh, here Keyser goes again with another one of those goofy ideas of his for a tasty new snack food.” But no, it turns out that the great holy man and fraud (something of […]

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