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One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Happy Birthday, Lair 2.0!

April 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Hobbies, Holidays, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Metablogging

Long-suffering readers may recollect that the Old Lair was driven out of Blogger by panty-waists who get their knickers in a twist over the occasional artsy nipple or two. Some may have let that obnoxious “idiots have found the content of this blog offensive, help and we’re too dumb to decide, buy viagra so proceed […]

“Well, Okay, If You Insist”: Pinãta Edition

May 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Good Sex, Hobbies, Holidays, Multiculturalism, Photography

Out of the Mouths of Babes

May 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Hobbies, Home improvment, Humor, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Joke of the Day

Or something like that.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Really Big Cow!

April 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Enlightenment, Everyone's Human, Fatties, Hitler, Hobbies, Immoderation, Nature's Goodness, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Rehabilitation, Sex Through the Ages, UK

Adolf Hitler was a “chubby chaser.” At any rate, sildenafil it turns out he liked his cows big, discount which is a bit odd for a man who was a vegetarian. Hitler wanted them to be Aryan cows – ancient beasts resurrected from a time before Europe was populated by “racially degenerate” wildlife. Hermann Goering […]

Keyser Hopes Everyone Had a Nice Valentine’s Day!

February 15, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Hobbies, Photography

Keyser had a great SVD, thumb hopes you all did too! Keyser finds images all the time that he likes, viagra and collects them in the hope of having some need for them one day. SVD seems as good an occasion as any to post a few! Mrs. S. had a good time too (though […]

Anyone Got a Clue?

August 6, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Hobbies, Leather

What in the hell are these people doing?

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