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Children Say the Darnedest Things

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor

“Freedom honors and unleashes human creativity — and creativity determines the strength and wealth of nations. Liberty is both the plan of Heaven for humanity, purchase and the best hope for progress here on Earth.” — from the wit and wisdom of George W. Bush

Tantalus 2.0

September 9, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Enlightenment, Humor

Never Leave Home without It!

September 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Architecture, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Catholic Church, Girlz' Korner

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

CAT Scan of the Average Obama Supporter

April 19, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Democrats, Loony Left, Politics, President Barry, PSA

WARNING! It has been brought to the attention of Lair Central Command that the following image can cause epileptic seizures in those of impressionable sensibilities. Proceed at YOUR OWN RISK! (This warning is null and void in Rhode Island, viagra Guam, and limited regions of Uzbekistan.)

JK Galbraith: Smug Elitist Asshole for All Seasons

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Economics, Elitist Arrogance

Keyser has always had a passing interesting in Canadian leftist John Kenneth Galbraith. Literally. Walking up Kirkland St. one day on the way home from Harvard to Somerville, cialis Keyser passed the gawking big man. He was over 6′ 8″, look so he was quite recognizable scurrying down the street like Herman Munster. And God […]

Pompous Ass of the Day

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Taste

Jesus Christ, there get a load of this: I was born in Seattle, and I grew up there and in Manhattan; Columbia, Missouri; Long Beach, New York; and Portland, Oregon. I have also lived in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Austin, Texas, but I prefer the Pacific Ocean. I have some Norwegian ancestors. My wife has taught […]

The President of the United States is an Idiot: Obama Edition

July 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, President Barry

Well, viagra the Unqualified-in-Chief gave a press conference this evening, sick and among other stupidities, search these ones stuck out. First, as you may know, some black guy who is a Harvard professor was found breaking into his own house (he apparently left his keys in CHhna or something), and got busted by Cambridge MA […]

The World’s Full of Meddlesome Assholes: Fuck Them Edition

April 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Metablogging

Loyal readers of the Lair, tadalafil and drive-by readers, patient are aware that the Lair has been deemed “objectionable” by the assholes that be at Blogger HQ. Presumably, site those wearisome, malicious hags who hate Vixen (and your humble Pannonian) have probably been pushing the “flag” button up there like crazy (as is appropriate in […]

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