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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

But He’s So Cute!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Bestiality, Demonology, Doggy-Style, Eternity, Feminism, God is Dead, Good Sex, PSA, Satan

If the Devil were ugly, recipe he’d have no appeal.

Steady As She Goes!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, Life and Death

The Euthyphro Dilemma

January 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, Philosophy, Theological Disputes

So, ed Socrates is going off to court because he’s been accused under the Athenian statue prohibiting teachers from having sex with their students, and along the way he bumps into Euthyphro. Euthyphro say, “Dude, I hear you got legal problems.” Socrates replies with, “Yeah, tell me about it, brother. Say, what are you up […]

Physics Break Through of the Day: Pull the Other Boson Edition

July 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Some People Are Nuts, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Torture, What'll They Think of Next?

Apparently, sildenafil they conducted some sort of experiment that made the reality of bosons and quarks and other such stuff I’ve never indisputable. As long-time readers of this blog may recall, unhealthy Keyser is rather dubious of these Higgs bosons dancing on the heads of unseen pins. Maybe they exist, purchase maybe they don’t, but […]

Fuck the Rapture

May 21, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God is Dead, Satan

Are There Gods In Hitchens’ Foxhole?

August 7, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Death, God, God is Dead, God Lives, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser's Pleasures, Man of God, Manliness, Philosophy

Here’s an interview in which Christopher Hitchens talks, buy cialis inter alia, pharmacy about his impeding death. As you may know, cheap the inveterate spokesman for non-God has got esophagal cancer, so his prognosis basically is, “How soon do I die?” He’s asked if he prays, and the answer is no. Towards the end, he […]

Deal Breaker for Atheists

May 3, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Atheism, God is Dead, Theological Disputes

“Respect” is Just Another Name for Leftard Foolishness

March 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in God, God is Dead, Lies, Loony Left, Religion

Driving in to the university Friday, here Keyser another silly bumper sticker about religion (and attentive readers can guess how that’s like to turn out ): That’s not entirely true. The image above is big enough to see, and is a variant of the one Keyser saw. He could only find a teeny version of […]

The Spirituality of Being Obama

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in God is Dead, God Lives, Hypocrisy, Lies, President Barry

There’s been some doubt about Prez. Barry’s religious beliefs. For a long time, no rx he attended some racist church on the South Side of Chicago, cialis but seemingly that had less to do with God and more to do with convincing the voters that Mr. “My mamma’s a leftist white graduate student who got […]

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