The Only Thing That Matters

Has anybody ever considered the irony of the view that God must be a man given the way that He has apparently handed over the male mind in thralldom to this?

The Wonder of It All

Nearer, My God, to Thee

The Bible Updated: Feminist Version

I gather the leftards who frequent div school these days (why anyone, much less a libtard would do such a thing is beyond me) have convinced themselves that God’s a She, all evidence in the “good book” notwithstanding. Well, in accord with this effort, here’s an updated illustration of one of Keyser’s favorite stories, where [...]

Rapturous Babe of the Day

Glad she wasn’t pure enough of heart to be raptured away before trying it at least one…

Happy Jesus’s Second Birthday!

After all, he got ripped off with the first one, since people would just combine his birthday and Christmas, not giving him twice the present he’d otherwise get. “Well, the gold’s okay, but what am I supposed to do with all this myrrh and frankincense? What the fuck is franckincense, anyway?”

Keyser Sees the Light

As you all are no doubt aware, the Lair was the victim of hacking back in early February, and the only reason it’s back is a lot of hard work to restore its functioning. Actually, that’s not true. Anyone who has experienced the heartache that comes from having an integral element of your life completely [...]

She Shall Be Called Woman

And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make an help mate for him (Gen. 2:18).

Proof of God

It has to be admitted that if one were looking for proof of the existence of a divine being, one would have to look no further than the Chrysler Building…

If You Ask Very Politely and You Catch Him in a Good Mood…

…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t say [...]