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The Day After the Expulsion from Eden

October 13, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Evil, God, Oops, Satan, Theological Disputes

The Only Thing That Matters

March 2, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, God, Love, Personal Relationships, Theology

Has anybody ever considered the irony of the view that God must be a man given the way that He has apparently handed over the male mind in thralldom to this?

The Wonder of It All

December 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Amazing, God, God Lives, Natural Beauty, Nature, Nature's Goodness

Nearer, My God, to Thee

July 2, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, God, God Lives, Photography

The Bible Updated: Feminist Version

June 9, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bible, Feminism, God, God Lives, Theological Disputes, Theology

I gather the leftards who frequent div school these days (why anyone, view much less a libtard would do such a thing is beyond me) have convinced themselves that God’s a She, all evidence in the “good book” notwithstanding. Well, in accord with this effort, here’s an updated illustration of one of Keyser’s favorite stories, […]

Rapturous Babe of the Day

May 21, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, God, God Lives

Glad she wasn’t pure enough of heart to be raptured away before trying it at least one…

Happy Jesus’s Second Birthday!

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Gift that Keeps on Giving, God, God Lives, Holidays, Theological Disputes

After all, store he got ripped off with the first one, since people would just combine his birthday and Christmas, not giving him twice the present he’d otherwise get. “Well, the gold’s okay, but what am I supposed to do with all this myrrh and frankincense? What the fuck is franckincense, anyway?”

Keyser Sees the Light

April 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 15 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Catholic Church, God, God Lives, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles

As you all are no doubt aware, cialis sale the Lair was the victim of hacking back in early February, find and the only reason it’s back is a lot of hard work to restore its functioning. Actually, that’s not true. Anyone who has experienced the heartache that comes from having an integral element of […]

She Shall Be Called Woman

March 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God, God Lives, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Theology, Wonders of Nature

And the Lord God said, cialis It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make an help mate for him (Gen. 2:18).

Proof of God

March 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Architecture, God, God Lives

It has to be admitted that if one were looking for proof of the existence of a divine being, capsule one would have to look no further than the Chrysler Building…

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