Archive for the ‘Gift that Keeps on Giving’ Category

Thinking Inside the Box

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Eternity, Gift that Keeps on Giving

Echo Chamber of Enlightenment

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death of God, Do It Yourself, Enlightenment, Fun and Games, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Performance Art, Philosophy

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

The Grass is Always Greener…

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Feminism, Fine Dining, Foreplay, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Girlz' Korner, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Performance Art, Sight Seeing, You Have a Dirty Mind

The Best Thing He Ever Did for German Culture?: Fraktured Fairytale Edition

April 13, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Germany, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Hitler, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Nostalgia

So says a writer on typography in reference to the demise of Fraktura, viagra the crabbed-looking old-fashioned script that used to use for printing in Germany. It’s frequently associated with the Nazis, sickness to gauge by movie posters and the like. One person who would dislike the association, salve though, was Adolf Hitler, who pretty […]

Happy Jesus’s Second Birthday!

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Gift that Keeps on Giving, God, God Lives, Holidays, Theological Disputes

After all, store he got ripped off with the first one, since people would just combine his birthday and Christmas, not giving him twice the present he’d otherwise get. “Well, the gold’s okay, but what am I supposed to do with all this myrrh and frankincense? What the fuck is franckincense, anyway?”

Good Karma: Lost Purse Edition

June 30, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Gift that Keeps on Giving, Good Idea of the Day, Good Thought for the Day, Greed is not Good, Keyser, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Keyser's Pleasures, Nice Idea of the Day, Personal Relationships, Philosophy

So, treatment we’re going out to dinner to celebrate Keyserling 3’s performance at school (as well as to help out dieting Mrs. S.’s stamina, cure which is flagging a bit in her diet). To get to the restaurant, mind we have to drive through a movie theater’s parking lot. As it turns out, Keyser’s got […]

Bennie Bernanke: Valiant Defender of Dinosaurs

August 21, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bernanke, Financial Meltdown, Geithner, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Goldman Sachs

Here’s an interview with Elizabeth Warren, advice Harvard Law professor and chair of the Congressional oversight board for the TARP program (she was appointed to it by Harry Reid, drugstore of all people). She basically says that the TARP was a lot of horse shit designed to bailout the scum at Goldman Sachs (not exactly […]

Give Responsible Gifts!

December 24, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Christmas, Gift that Keeps on Giving

Yes, seek Keyser knows how cool it will be when you give your nephew a cute little baby dragon, salve and everyone says, shop “Aw, how sweet!” But it will all end in tears. If you keep them long enough, they’ll burn your house down (if you’re lucky enough not to get incinerated yourself), and […]

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