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Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

What Did You Say, Asshole?: AIG Edition

March 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in AIG, Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Fuck You, Fury, Geithner, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good

Keyser’s been pretty tolerant of the massive payoff going on with the “financial” industry these days. (Though when did “financial” become a synonym for “massively fraudulent”?) But God’s blood, there this takes the cake (as in Marie Antoinette’s), click and is more than a normally restrained Pannonian can endure: During the national furor that erupted […]

Obama’s a Lying Sack of Shit: Wall St. Bailout Edition

December 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in AIG, Citigroup, Economic Crisis, Economics, Filthy Commies, Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Fuck You, Fun and Games, How Dumb Can You Be?, Socialism

Keyser has to hand it to the Equivocator-in-Chief, pilule he sure has balls. Get this: “I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of fat cat bankers on Wall Street, cialis ” Obama says. Well, cialis okay, let’s indulge in that supreme Democrat virture, fairness. Maybe he didn’t run for office […]

The Jackals Aren’t Only on Wall St.: Auto Suppliers Edition

August 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Fraud, Fuck You, Fun and Games, Ugly Idea of the Day

US corporations seem to exist solely for the purpose of benefiting the Wharton School of Business Bullshit graduates who run them. Fuck the shareholders and fuck the people who work for them. Get a load of this: A growing number of bankrupt auto suppliers are seeking court approval to pay tens of millions of dollars […]

“Come On, Baby, Blow Me One More Time”: Fannie Mae Edition

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in AIG, Economic Crisis, Financial Meltdown, Fuck You, Fun and Games, Goldman Sachs

We haven’t heard much from our friends at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, ambulance the ultimate storehouse of a lot of those shitty mortgages that criminal lenders were passing out like candy to obviously lousy credit risks. Well, with the boys in Washington spewing out so much money to keep the jackals at Goldman Sachs […]

Put the Fucking Phone Down: It’s a Car, Not a Phone Booth, You Idiot

July 31, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Fuck You, Ugly Thought of the Day

One thing that infuriates Keyser is when he sees people blathering pointlessly on the phone while driving, prescription not paying attention to the road. This one’s worse in that it wasn’t even the call itself but reaching for the stupid thing that ended someone’s life. Businessman killed while riding bicycle; no charges filed. A Scottsboro […]

Those Fuckers at Goldman Sachs and JPMorgan Should All Be Publicly Impaled

July 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Fraud, Fuck You, Goldman Sachs, Rage, Ugly Thought of the Day

God’s blood, treatment this pisses Keyser off: To understand this particular giveaway, try look back to September 21, physician 2008. It was a frenzied night for Goldman Sachs and the only other remaining major investment bank, Morgan Stanley. Their three main competitors were gone… Anxious to avoid a similar fate, hat in hand, they came […]

It’s an Ill Wind that Blows Goldman Sachs Some Good

July 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Fuck You, Fun and Games, Goldman Sachs

Speaking of blowing, viagra the cocksuckers at Goldman Sachs are making like as thieves. Goldman Sachs Group Inc. posted record earnings as revenue from trading and stock underwriting reached all-time highs less than a year after the firm took $10 billion in U.S. rescue funds. Second-quarter net income was $3.44 billion, cialis or $4.93 a […]

Ireland Returns to the Middle Ages

July 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, Fuck You, Invasion of Privacy, Loony Left, Sign of the Times, Stupid Idea of the Day

Seems it’s “freedom of speech” week here at the Lair, stuff what with John Cougar Mellonkrap’s complete misunderstanding of the term coming in for abuse yesterday, sale and now it’s the parliament of Ireland’s turn. Keyser was under the impression that Ireland was emerging from its benighted subordination to the One Holy Roman Catholic and […]

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