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One Ringy Dingy…

March 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Christmas, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Doggy-Style, Everyone's Human, Feminism, Foreplay, Hobbies, PSA, Pussy Power, Satan

To tell you the truth, online it’s been Keyser’s overall experience that the Devil frequently acts like an old curmudgeon on Hallowe’en. He keeps the lights off and doesn’t answer the bell. On the other hand, when he does answer, it is partay time!

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Ted Fails to Make it to the Festivities Yet Again

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Everyone's Human, Holidays, Travel

This time, medical it was unavoidable delays due to track repair outside of Decatur.

Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Really Big Cow!

April 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Enlightenment, Everyone's Human, Fatties, Hitler, Hobbies, Immoderation, Nature's Goodness, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Rehabilitation, Sex Through the Ages, UK

Adolf Hitler was a “chubby chaser.” At any rate, sildenafil it turns out he liked his cows big, discount which is a bit odd for a man who was a vegetarian. Hitler wanted them to be Aryan cows – ancient beasts resurrected from a time before Europe was populated by “racially degenerate” wildlife. Hermann Goering […]

Whoa! Someone’s Goofy

September 27, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Everyone's Human

Looking back over this morning’s posts, generic Keyser is embarrassed to see that the usual high tone of discourse here at the Lair has been lowered a bit. Keyser’s only excuse is that he’s still a bit punchy after a busy week, and perhaps his mind has wandered along less high-brow paths than is his […]

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