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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

PSA of the Day: A Roll in the Hay May Cause More Problems Than One Might Imagine

November 7, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, debauchery, Doggy-Style, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Fun and Games, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Penises, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Pinching Pennies

Seems a bunch of doctors in Brazil have a lot of spare time on their hands. And so do a lot of their patients: The study of 492 men from rural Brazil found that 35 percent of study participants, try who ranged from 18 to 80 years old and included both penile cancer patients and […]

Fuck U(nited) P(arcel) S(ervice): Canada Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Bullshit, Ethical Depravity, Goldman Sachs, Greed is not Good, Ugly Idea of the Day

Many years ago, cialis Keyser had MCI do his long distance phone service (ca. 1986, click in his Harvard days). Well. The billing system was grossly incompetent, and they kept sending him threatening notices about non-existent debts, which offended Keyser’s frugal and honest Pannonian soul. So Keyser called up their customer service one day, only […]

Photographers Against McCain

September 15, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ethical Depravity, Loony Left

So, case Atlantic magazine got some hipster d-bag to snap some shots of McCain for the latest edition. Well, seems this girl (a Canadian, for what that’s worth) took some (intentionally bad) out-takes and decided to have some fun: So, Keyser supposes that if the stupid twit made these nasty images in the foul depths […]

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