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Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

The Simple Things in Life: I’m Better Than You Edition

April 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Elitist Arrogance, Enlightenment, environmental awareness, Show Off, Snobbery

Keyser never heard of it before, find but apparently there’s a magazine called Real Simple. Back in the day, viagra that might have been the title for a magazine about retards. Nowadays that would have to be Real Special. No, this one’s about the “simple life” movement. Again, you might think that had something to […]

What We Say, Not What We Do: Enviro-Bullshit Edition

December 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bullshit, environmental awareness, Hypocrisy

Keyser always finds the hypocrisy of the enviro-hystericists amusing. They caterwaul about how if everyone doesn’t go back to a “carbon-neutral” lifestyle reminiscent of the Neolithic, unhealthy the polar bears will all be belly up by the next (non-existent) ice season. And at the same time, ask they jet-set across the globe to various Enviro-Frenzy […]

The Unsettling Sound of “Settled” Science

December 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in environmental awareness, Fraud, What'll They Think of Next?

As Prez. Barry is set to head off to Copenhagen to strongarm world leaders into signing some sort of agreement to reduce “greenhouse gases” on the assumption that “anthropogenic global warming” is accepted as “settled science, buy cialis ” it’s obvious to anyone with an open mind that the whole thing is, store as Keyser […]

Have a Foul Turkey Day: PETA Edition

November 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Eco-freakshows, environmental awareness, Loony Left, Ugly Thought of the Day

It would appear that if the PETA People believed in God, rx they’d be thankful to Him if Middle America would eat shit and die. Not entirely sure what the purpose of this ad is, cheap since surely it would make a bad impression on the sort of people portrayed here. That is, as a […]

Better Take a Really Heavy Umbrella with You the Next Time You Visit Europe

November 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Air Travel, environmental awareness, Gravity, Loony Left, Stupid Idea of the Day

The stupidity of this pitch knows no end. It’s one thing to compare the weight of the emissions to that of a polar bear, order but what does that have to do with heaving them out of airplanes? Are they actually suggesting that emissions that weigh as much as a polar bear are enough to […]

There’s a Down Side to Everything: Enviro-Friendly Energy Edition

October 29, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Birds, Blame Game, environmental awareness

But at least he died happy in the thought that he was giving up his life to save Gaia…

Enviro-Hysteria: Drowning Puppy Dogs Edition

October 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Blast from the Past, environmental awareness, Epistemology, How Dumb Can You Be?, Loony Left

The other day, remedy Keyser was ruminating on how the science fiction book Flashback gives a 1999 version of what 2009 would look like as a sign of how the “future” as predicted by the past is generally a reflection of false contemporary perceptions and not a very good predictor of what the future will […]

Enviro-Mendacity: Hockey Stick Edition

October 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in environmental awareness, Fraud, Lies

So, sales no doubt we’ve all heard about (or even seen) the stupid hockey stick graph that leftard hystericist Algore hyped in his movie extravaganza A Load of BS A Convenient Untruth. Well, health the inconvenient pig is now out of the fabricated poke: This latest disclosure again concerns what has become the favorite propaganda […]

My Friend Flipper: Slaughter House Edition

October 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Enlightenment, environmental awareness, Japan

If it’s not one goddamned thing, buy cialis it’s another. Can’t it be possible to live life without feeling guilty/bad about something? First, check there were Keyser’s ruminations about the slaughter of turkeys. Then there was the revelation of the pointless slaughter of sharks by Chinamen. Now it’s the Japanese slaughtering dolphins: Despite the efforts […]

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