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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

Echo Chamber of Enlightenment

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death of God, Do It Yourself, Enlightenment, Fun and Games, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Performance Art, Philosophy

Tantalus 2.0

September 9, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Enlightenment, Humor

The Corruption of Today’s Youth

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Blowjobs, Cats, Education, Enlightenment

From Each According to His Abilities…

January 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Crowd Control, Enlightenment

…and to each according to his needs. It’s the Marxist way!

Image of the Day

May 20, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, Enlightenment, Harvard, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Photography

Busy day of garden stuff. Hours out replacing the lawnmower bag, nurse buying some rocks and checking out potential Japanese lanterns for the back yard, online going to the nursery and spending a fortune on plants, then using the new lawn mower bag and digging up hops. Boy, that was interesting! You know, Keyser can […]

Thus Spake the Lord God: Unexpurgated Edition

December 2, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Enlightenment, God, God Lives, The Sorrow and the Pity, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes

* “Okay, pharm anything you say. But are you really sure about this stuff about not liking cheese burgers?” “Hey, no questions! Just take these things and spread the word. And don’t drop them!”

The Simple Things in Life: I’m Better Than You Edition

April 22, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Elitist Arrogance, Enlightenment, environmental awareness, Show Off, Snobbery

Keyser never heard of it before, find but apparently there’s a magazine called Real Simple. Back in the day, viagra that might have been the title for a magazine about retards. Nowadays that would have to be Real Special. No, this one’s about the “simple life” movement. Again, you might think that had something to […]

Rock Star Sex: Missing the Point Edition

November 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blowjobs, Enlightenment, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Never Learn

Remember the pilot who saved that plane when its engines gave out right after taking off from LaGuardia? Well, cialis it seems that he’s getting frequent flier miles as a payoff: High-flying hero pilot Chesley Sullenberger confessed that he’s been enjoying “rock star sex” in the wake of being dubbed a national hero. Sully, who […]

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