Archive for the ‘End of World’ Category

Waiting for the Mayan Apocalypse

December 23, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, End of World, Photography

“Gotta say, babe, I’m glad it was all just hype.”

Waiting for the Apocalypse

December 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, End of World, Photography

Time is running out for the Maya’s reputation as Apocalypse predictors.

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Image of the Day

May 20, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, Enlightenment, Harvard, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Photography

Busy day of garden stuff. Hours out replacing the lawnmower bag, nurse buying some rocks and checking out potential Japanese lanterns for the back yard, online going to the nursery and spending a fortune on plants, then using the new lawn mower bag and digging up hops. Boy, that was interesting! You know, Keyser can […]

Satanic Holiday of the Day: September 9, 2009

September 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in End of World, Holidays, Home improvment, Hope and Change, Satan

Yes, here indeed, seek the dreaded day is finally upon us. Whether you follow the British procedure of day-month-year or the American procedure of month-day-year, or even the retarded computer version of year-month-day, the End Times are neigh. It’s 9-9-9!! (In case you still don’t get it – and we all know how painful that […]

Eco-Craziness Through the Ages: Science Czar Edition

July 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in End of World, environmental awareness, Loony Left, Madness, Ugly Thought of the Day

Okay, sick what do you think of this piece of environmental hysteria: Humanity cannot afford to muddle through the rest of the twentieth-first century; the risks are too great, store and the stakes are too high. This may be the last opportunity to choose our own and our descendants’ destiny. Failing to choose or making […]

What to Make of This?: US Deficits Far into the Future Edition

May 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Economic Crisis, Economics, End of World, Politics, President Barry, We're Doomed

Keyser came across the following two graphs in a post elsewhere about how entitlements in the US (namely, cure Social Security, Medicare or medical treatment for old people, and Medicaid or medical treatment for the poor) are out of control and are set to devour the Federal budget and then the country (click the link […]

DNA Research to Bring Back Biblical Beasts

September 20, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in End of World, Miracles of Modern Science

Keyser was wandering through the Interwebz and came across this scary piece on a book that shows how mankind is on the brink of destruction: New experiments in genetic engineering could open the doors for the return of fearsome “giants” described in the Bible – the offspring of human women and fallen angels – warns […]

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