Boy, What a Tiring Day!

October 22, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser's Personal Hell

You have no idea what Keyser’s been up to. And for that matter, neither does he. He hopes he doesn’t regret it all tomorrow!

Crash.Burn

Cooking with Fuscia

October 21, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes

Fusia.Cooking

California Dreaming

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes

BACKCOUNTRY II

Bad Joke of the Day

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Humor

Why didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer eat clows? Because he thought they tasted funny!

Clowning

The Eyes Have It

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Babes

Eyes.Have.It

Oh, Maybe That Explains Why Canadians Like That Stupid Game

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in breasts, Canada, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell

Curling

True story. Once, many years ago, Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S had ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the television, and she was out of the room. I wasn’t really paying any attention, so when I look up at it, I’m puzzled to see some weird event where women are shoving these round things down an ice rink, and there’s people with brooms sweeping. I call Mrs. S in and say, “Hey, what the hell is that?”

Her: “Oh, that’s curling.”

Me:”Oh, stop it!”

Her: “No, really. You push rocks down the ice to try and shove the other team’s ice out of the way, and some people smoother the ice in the path of the rock–”

Me: “No, cut it out, that’s totally ridiculous!”

Her: “No, really. That’s what they do, they” [blah blah blah, insert techno-curling babble].

I swear to God, in response to her absurd attempt to make some sense of this completely implausible activity, I bent over in uncontrollable peals of laughter until the tears streamed down my cheeks, and her increasingly exasperated efforts at maintaining the reality of this song and dance, and it took five minutes for the spasms of laughter to die down.

And then we moved here to Iglooville, and it turned out the joke was on me. She wasn’t making it up!

This Elevator Going Up?

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes

I’ll say!

Checking

What’s for Breakfast?

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes

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Shag Carpet

October 17, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Babes, Doggy-Style, There Will Always be an England

Bit of a British joke there…

Wall.to.Wall

Another Busy Day

October 16, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot

But I didn’t forget you Lair readers. Both of you!

Orange.Sunset

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